wow its conn

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

W-what?

So, basically this?

shushtaouk:

gfjdgnfjgk this punk ass bitch really tried it and she fucking obliterated him Im screaming 

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

sapphiconoclast:

peniswakt-deactivated20210717:

best name for a one-eyed cat/dog is definitely winky

winky means dick in british

i only care about what words mean in real human languages

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

skinnyismyhome:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

Stealing is wrong

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

inkskinned:

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

arturia-official:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re a killer dumping your latest victim into the river. Just as you’re about to be done, you spot another person. Doing exactly the same thing. And they’ve just spotted you, too.

dicaeopolis:

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on